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Zero Punctuation: The Witcher

January 24th, 2008

Yahtzee doesn’t hold back today, as he gets stuck into this RPG. I had a feeling this isn’t his genre of choice, too. Be sure to keep watching after the review for some additional funny.

Zero Punctuation review: Crysis

January 17th, 2008

It’s that time of the week again where our favorite reviewer rips into some poor developer’s sleepless nights with laced compliments and downright vitriol. However in this week’s review of Crysis, our beloved Yahtzee seems to bestow some degree of praise upon the game. Come again?

via The Escapist

Zero Punctuation: Mass Effect

December 20th, 2007

This week Yahtzee pokes fun at the horrendously popular RPG Mass Effect. This has got to be one of his funniest efforts yet, complete with dick jokes, nerd predictability and Bruce Campbell.

via The Escapist

Zero Punctuation: Guitar Hero III

December 13th, 2007

It’s that time of the week again, and this time Yahtzee is ripping into the soft flesh of the darling of the musical game world, Guitar Hero III. While the gaming public has gone Guitar Hero III crazy, Yahtzee is decidedly more subdued and proclaims that the change of developers “stopped Guitar Hero being fun.”

via The Escapist

Zero Punctuation reviews Assassin’s Creed

December 6th, 2007

This week’s installment from our favorite fast talker has him go up against Assassin’s Creed. You would think Yahtzee would be tearing holes in it, but he doesn’t. Okay, it wouldn’t be a Zero Punctuation review if he didn’t tear holes, but they are decidedly smaller than previous instances and all around it is a “positive” review.

via The Escapist

Zero Punctuation reviews F.E.A.R. Perseus Mandate

November 30th, 2007

Yahtzee has done it again - this time the unfortunate victim is the expansion pack F.E.A.R. Perseus Mandate. He doesn’t rip into it as hard as usual, so maybe this one is worth a try for fans of the original F.E.A.R. game.

via The Escapist

Zero Punctuation reviews Super Paper Mario

October 25th, 2007

Zero Punctuation’s Yahtzee has posted another brilliant review, this time of Super Paper Mario on the Wii. There is not really much more that can be said that wouldn’t be time better spent watching the hilarious review.

via The Escapist

Zero Punctuation does Halo 3

October 4th, 2007

If Halo 3 left you scratching your head, wondering what all the fuss was about, you won’t feel quite so alone after watching the latest Zero Punctuation.